you (nearly) sunk my battleship.
there are actual tear in my eyes
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
The Wild Thornberrys
Marianne Thornberry by Tascha Dearing
Nigel Thornberry by Joshua Walker
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important
Let us all take a moment and appreciate the true stars of Season 9.
DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING TOO FABULOUS:
This just got better and better xD that last one tho i cant :’D
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad